11.08.2007

Room With a View

So of course whilst sitting in the breakroom eating lunch, a kid comes and sits at the table across from me with his back to me. When he sits down, the shirt comes up and the pants go down and all you can see for miles is crack. my appetite.....gonzo!

Also this wiry man that sits a cubicle down from me and across the aisle always sits with his skinny leg propped up on his desk...today while he was napping (as he usually does) he farted.
.....................and Thank YOU for that! no shame.

10 comments:

Jarubla said...

Ahh the joys of subtle farting. I sweat it is an ancient and breathtaking art (literally!).

I saw a cool SNL skit about bum crack spackle--fleshcolored spackle that people can, ahem, 'apply' and avoid those 'embare-assing' situations. Next time you see the guy, politely tap him on the shoulder and suggest he purchase some.

For the fart guy, just yell really loud the next time he does it. And buy him some air freshener for your work Christmas gift exchange. Or give him a nickname -- "Farty" is ever a classic.

-Jay

Jarubla said...

I thought of some better nicknames

"Farty McStinkinpants"
"Corpse Colon Charlie"
"Airbender"

OK, I am done

-Jay

ANDREA said...

LOL LOL!!! SHUT UP JAY!!! of course YOU would be the expert on farts and butt cracks. If i do one about eating any food, any time, I'll expect some great comments from you on that as well! :)

Douglass Family said...

I haven't read any blogs in weeks and just read ALL of your posings. I am sitting here laughing my head off ... I really need to read your random thoughts more. Funny as it is, I feel the same way about a lot of your comments most of the time, but I am so glad that you actually say it. Thanks for making me smile today! HUGS!
Duds

Douglass Family said...

I haven't read any blogs in weeks and just read ALL of your posings. I am sitting here laughing my head off ... I really need to read your random thoughts more. Funny as it is, I feel the same way about a lot of your comments most of the time, but I am so glad that you actually say it. Thanks for making me smile today! HUGS!
Duds

ANDREA said...

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Paul, Mikaela, & Kaden said...

I think I have your e-mail address wrong and have probably been sending e-mail to some total stranger. Can you send an email to me, so I can reply and make sure I have the right address? I would love it if you would:) mikaela.fisher@gmail.com or mikaela_rae@yahoo.com.

Kar said...

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CwazyLawa said...

Feast or famine here I swear!! How can you go from posting 3-5 times a day to nothing?!? We're going through withdrawals. I think it's time you pulled something out of that grab bag in your brain.

Spencer & Ashley Nelson said...

Yeah! I'm so glad you have a blog... and are such a brilliant blogger.... so I can now stalk you also. :) I love that you & Brad each have your own blogs, and think you are stinkin' hilarious! miss you! come visit in Texas!

ashley