1.08.2008

bobby light

So I've decided that for anyone that has been wanting to hire me as a private investigator for all your private affairs that need investigating..that maybe it wouldn't be a good idea. This is a hard reality to face...for myself and i'm sure you as well...but I have come to terms that I am not a stealth-like person. I realized this when I got out of bed tonight at 1 and was trying to be quiet so I wouldn't wake up Brad. Whenever I'm trying to be quiet, I become like some clumsy fool. For instance- I reached for my glasses on the night stand, found them without making a noise but when I picked them up I knocked over my alarm clock and it fell off the night stand, hit the bed frame-bounced off-hit the night stand and THEN landed quietly on the carpet. bad plan clock. bad plan. if it HAD to fall, couldn't it have JUST hit the carpet and not everything else it possibly could.

Or how about the one where I get out of bed quietly, get my glasses quietly (you might think its weird that getting my glasses could be so loud, but if you saw my nightstand...your heart would be filled with understanding-its much like my purse if you read that post)- anyway on with what i was saying: and then run into the armour door and yelp. *while we are here talking about how i just said i yelped, i'm just wondering- do only dogs yelp? If that is indeed the case, then whatever. i did something like unto the noise of a yelping dog.

Maybe you'd prefer when i knock something off the bathroom counter onto the tile floor, or turn on the tv and the volume is turned majorly up and i have the remote upside down and my frantic VOLUME DOWN pushing keeps changing the channels and the volume is ne'er disturbed. OK im tired. and i have trouble sleeping way way too often if you haven't noticed. k..lates

7 comments:

Bethany said...

Oh, I'm laughing. You are too funny. You'd think with all that stalking experience...oh wait, that wasn't very stealth-like either...too bad. I lubba you mucho!

ANDREA said...

yeah- we were NOT very discreet were we. I know I spelled discreet wrong, but i'm too tired to care right now. Oh i miss you. If I could just go back to 2001 and be hanging out with you again for 1 day- that would be awesome.

Kaela said...

Yeah... remember the ONE night I joined you guys on your stalking adventure and did a little stalking of my own and got caught?!?! That is definitely going down in my history as me most embarrassing moment ever. But it is all good because you two were there to comfort me afterwards:)

ANDREA said...

KAELA!?!?! you went stalking for you!? im trying to think of who we stalked (ive tried to block all of my past craziness out-sorry) I can only remember one guy you dated..tyler. did we go stalk him?? WHAT HAPPENED! refresh my memory. i can only remember one night when bethany and i almost got caught by this kid nate i liked, and i remember a night stalking the nate bethany liked- but i dont remember much more than that luckily! ha!

Kaela said...

When we were in Provo one time, I was with you and Bethany driving, and we were talking about how Tyler was engaged and living at Bellmont and I wanted to drive by and see if his car was there, or whatever (what I was looking for or why I thought this was a good idea-I have know clue). But it just so happened he was getting into his car and he saw us just as we saw him, so it was completely unavoidable... I got out to say hi gave him some lame excuse as to why I was there, he hugged me (blah) and talked for a second. And you guys drove me away consoling me :) (Ack- what if someone sees this that knows him? Oh well he probably knew all this already)

Jen Jen said...

haha! So like me! I can't eat without spilling on myself and trying to be Stealth....well thats another story.

Shelbi and Bryant said...

Andrea you are soo funny! From line one I was laughing just thinking of you telling this story...