I don't know if what you said is real German, but sometimes I just say "Das ver booten!" in an accent. I have no idea if it even translates, but I feel multi-lingual. Comprendo?
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"Alright, everybody in the conference room. I don't care if you are gay or straight or a lesbian or overweight, just get in there, right now!!" -Michael
"It's clear to me now. They only loved me when I was strong and walking around. That is so prejudiced. What kind of boss am I if I've raised such an insensitive group?" - Michael
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I don't know if what you said is real German, but sometimes I just say "Das ver booten!" in an accent. I have no idea if it even translates, but I feel multi-lingual. Comprendo?
Ok. I'm holding you to it. I miss your writing.
huh??????????????????????
thats SUPPOSEDLY dutch. i want to be multi lingual. if only i had the gift of tongues...........
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