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Quotes from the office:
"I can't be around carbs today. Do you have any idea what a simple loaf of bread would do to my abs?"
-Michael
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
- Michael
"If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd be able to just countdown from my previous cycle. Women don't know how easy they've got it." -Dwight
"Alright, everybody in the conference room. I don't care if you are gay or straight or a lesbian or overweight, just get in there, right now!!" -Michael
"It's clear to me now. They only loved me when I was strong and walking around. That is so prejudiced. What kind of boss am I if I've raised such an insensitive group?" - Michael
-Michael
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
- Michael
"If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd be able to just countdown from my previous cycle. Women don't know how easy they've got it." -Dwight
"Alright, everybody in the conference room. I don't care if you are gay or straight or a lesbian or overweight, just get in there, right now!!" -Michael
"It's clear to me now. They only loved me when I was strong and walking around. That is so prejudiced. What kind of boss am I if I've raised such an insensitive group?" - Michael
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4 comments:
Where are you?
shut it Buster.
Go out and get tired out there, k? Here at dunder miflin we don't allow being tired indoors. Go take a nap in your car or on the sidewalk, or something. Dwight does it all the time. How else could he be so perky?
Need new Andrea...new postings pls!
-Jay
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