You need to move to St. George. We have gotten zero snow this year. Thanks for this post- I was getting jealous of people who are posting about how much fun they are having in the snow. It's fun to play in, but no fun to drive or live in.
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You need to move to St. George. We have gotten zero snow this year. Thanks for this post- I was getting jealous of people who are posting about how much fun they are having in the snow. It's fun to play in, but no fun to drive or live in.
I usually like snow, but I am seriously getting SO sick of it! Seems like just when it is starting to melt, it starts snowing again! UGH!
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