Some people have absolutely no shame.
So lets talk about exhibit A. Wiry man that sleeps and farts alot and sits a cubicle down and across the aisle from me. Remember him from the post "Room With a View"?? Well I do.
He is such an interesting fellow. Our manager has a bag of candy that he will pass around every couple of days so we can get our sugar fill...well everytime the managers leave for a meeting this guy MOVES IN ON THE CANDY!! He gets in my bosses drawer and takes candy!!! It's so wierd to me that it doesn't feel wierd to him to be getting into not his own desk. I mean, it probably isn't that big of a deal in the eternal scope of things....what am I saying- YES IT IS! He's a sneak and a thief THAT SLEEPS AND FARTS WITH NO SHAME ON A REGULAR BASIS...........AT WORK!!
He's so funny to watch try to be sneaky. He just walked to the aisle that the managers sit on, paced back and forth to make sure noone was watching and took some candy. Then about 3 or 4 mins later he circled the whole office and ended up with his hand in the drawer taking candy. He just left again- probably planning another suprise attack. Im just waiting for the sound of the drawer being slowly opened and the rustling of candy. Little does he know I'm onto his little games and I'm watchin like a hawk!
12.05.2007
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Todd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. I'm extremely grossed out about the post 2 posts down. You and Marshhead need to keep those things to yourselves.
I really don't get people sometimes. Sneaky little stinky!!!
We had the same situation in our office. An engineer kept sneaking in and stealing the boss's potato chips. He thought it was funny. My boss was mad about it but could not figure how to punish someone for such a minor offense. He finally brought some chips that appeared to be BBQ but were actually carefully rubbed all over with Cayenne pepper. This thief was the type that could not stand regular pepper on his food. That was so fun to watch!
Hint: Look around, you might find the candy I bought once that was a lemon drop with a core of blue dye. Blue tongue, lips, and teeth look pretty funny, and your buddy would have a hard time explaining how he got that way.
Andrea,
You need to go buy a packet of those ginsing energy pills, a can of air freshener, and some penny candy and leave them as an anonymous gift on his desk. The coup de gras would be to cut out some letters from a magazine, paste them on construction paper all sneakylike, with 'Merry Christmas' spelled out.
After all, isn't this the season of giving? What better gift than helping your sleepy, stinky, sneaky colleague out?
;)
-Jay
Did you like Extremely Loud and Incredibly close? I read Everything Is Illuminated by him and found it very confusing...and riskay.
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