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Quotes from the office:
"I can't be around carbs today. Do you have any idea what a simple loaf of bread would do to my abs?"
-Michael
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
- Michael
"If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd be able to just countdown from my previous cycle. Women don't know how easy they've got it." -Dwight
"Alright, everybody in the conference room. I don't care if you are gay or straight or a lesbian or overweight, just get in there, right now!!" -Michael
"It's clear to me now. They only loved me when I was strong and walking around. That is so prejudiced. What kind of boss am I if I've raised such an insensitive group?" - Michael
-Michael
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
- Michael
"If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd be able to just countdown from my previous cycle. Women don't know how easy they've got it." -Dwight
"Alright, everybody in the conference room. I don't care if you are gay or straight or a lesbian or overweight, just get in there, right now!!" -Michael
"It's clear to me now. They only loved me when I was strong and walking around. That is so prejudiced. What kind of boss am I if I've raised such an insensitive group?" - Michael
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4 comments:
I loved this episode!! I thought of you the whole time too, because Karen (and then Jim, Dwight, and Michael) was in Utica ... isn't that where you served your mission??? Hope it brought back some good memories:)
Am I too late?? Has the position been filled yet?
LOL! I so knew you would put something on your blog about the office. personally my favorite part is ," The eyes are like the groin of the head. "
HA!! Jen I love it!! I forgot that was even said..thank you for that. I can always count on you.
Kaela!! Yes I did serve in the Utica Mission- in fact my first area was Utica- thats awesome that you remembered that you little sweet piece-a pumpkin pie!!!!
Yes lara- just know that you are ALWAYS too late.
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